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Slime-X™ - Organic Cleaning Gel
$5.95
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Wildlock® 14oz. Stainless Steel Travel Mug
$14.95
$17.95
It’s not food. It just looks delicious.
You ever stick your fingers between your car’s cupholders and immediately regret being alive?
Meet Slime-X — a stretchy, satisfying blob of grime-slaying goop that digs deep into the darkest corners of your center console, dashboard, vents, and all those crevices where crumbs go to die.
No sprays. No cloths. No judging your mess.
Just grab, squish, press, peel — and eww... that's actually kind of satisfying.
We spent 6 months perfecting this product through 15 revisions in formula to produce the best available version of this top selling product on the market.
Slime-X Cleaning Gel is 100% biodegradable and vegetable based, and does not leave any marks or stains during application.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Gets into weird car cracks like a flexible little cleaning ninja
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Picks up crumbs, dust, and mystery fuzz
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Reusable until it gets gross (which is both horrifying and satisfying)
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Smells oddly good, like productivity and poor decisions
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Pairs great with your Stupid Car Tray for the full no-spill, no-crusty-cracker-layers experience
⚠️ Disclaimer:
Not edible. No matter how much it looks like candy from a dystopian alien vending machine.
Additional Products
Custom-made to elevate your commute
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The Stupid Car Tray is a mini-table with two legs on one end, that will level the seat next to you and add small storage and non-slip features. It can also be used as a lap table for passengers.
You simply place the Stupid Car Tray on the seat (legs towards the back). You can also install straps that will both secure the tray to the seat via the seatbelt, and secure items to the top of the tray.
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Our shipping is fast (we send out within 24hrs). States surrounding Illinois in the midwest, arrival is usually within 2-3 days. For other states in the continental USA, shipping time is typically between 3-7 days.
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If you'd like to return the product, you can contact us here. We will process your return within 24hrs and send you a refund upon receipt of the returned tray. Please note that you may request a discounted return shipping label from us, which will be deducted from your refund total. You may return within 30 days of receiving your order.
