Slime-X™ - Organic Detailing Gel
It’s not food. It just looks delicious.
You ever stick your fingers between your car’s cupholders and immediately regret being alive?
Meet Slime-X — a stretchy, satisfying blob of grime-slaying goop that digs deep into the darkest corners of your center console, dashboard, vents, and all those crevices where crumbs go to die.
No sprays. No cloths. No judging your mess.
Just grab, squish, press, peel — and eww... that's actually kind of satisfying.
We spent 6 months perfecting this product through 15 revisions in formula to produce the best available version of this top selling product on the market.
Slime-X Cleaning Gel is 100% biodegradable and vegetable based, and does not leave any marks or stains during application.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Gets into weird car cracks like a flexible little cleaning ninja
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Picks up crumbs, dust, and mystery fuzz
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Reusable until it gets gross (which is both horrifying and satisfying)
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Smells oddly good, like productivity and poor decisions
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Pairs great with your Stupid Car Tray for the full no-spill, no-crusty-cracker-layers experience
⚠️ Disclaimer:
Not edible. Even though it looks like forbidden candy from a dystopian alien vending machine. Do not taste the rainbow.
Yes. Slime-X is safe for plastic, vinyl, leather, and console electronics. Because our formula is vegetable-based rather than harsh chemical synthetic, it grabs dust without stripping finishes or leaving oily residue.
No. This was the main focus of our 15 formula revisions. Slime-X is designed to be high-tensile, meaning it sticks to crumbs and dust, but not to your hands or your dashboard. It lifts clean every time.
Yes. Slime-X is 100% biodegradable and environmentally friendly. Unlike standard plastic-based cleaners, our vegetable-based formula breaks down naturally. (Please still dispose of it in the trash, not out the window).
Slime-X is reusable. You can use it repeatedly until the gel turns a dark color or loses its tackiness.
- Pro Tip: Do not wash the gel with water to clean it (it will dissolve). Just fold the dirt inside the blob and keep using it until it looks too gross to touch.
Slime-X is non-toxic and vegetable-based, but it is not food and poses a choking hazard. Please keep it out of reach of children and pets. It may smell good, but it is strictly for cleaning.
Custom-made to elevate your commute
