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Hi. We're Stupid Technologies.

OUR STORY

"Well, it's stupidly obvious — and I love it. I want two more for my kids and our other car."

That’s what our very first customer told us.

From that moment, Stupid Technologies wasn’t just a name — it became a mission.

We started with car accessories, but the real idea was bigger: build smart, no-nonsense products that solve everyday problems — the kind of things you look at and say, “Why didn’t this already exist?”

We manufacture right here in the Midwest USA, making things the right way: with intention, utility, and a little alien ingenuity.

Because sometimes, the best ideas are the stupidly obvious ones.